watermelonwings:

I am 2 years late but I finally watched BBC Sherlock!!

shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE
thegestianpoet:


Lee Pace slept next to camping out Comic Con goers. (x)

no but imagine you’re just napping and you roll over and lee pace is there looking like a dirtbag frat boy 

thegestianpoet:

Lee Pace slept next to camping out Comic Con goers. (x)

no but imagine you’re just napping and you roll over and lee pace is there looking like a dirtbag frat boy 

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

anotherdisneywhitegirl:

mydisneydaze:

Lane really, really loves Cinderella.  Like second base loves her. 

THIS IS SOOOO INSANLEY CUTE OMFG

Precious baby!

dekutree:

videohall:

Greyhound being read a scary story

this breaks my heart

 - when a motherfucker touches you
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yiffinq:

fucjkinfg:

yiffinq:

fucjkinfg:

yiffinq:

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light sat down, sighing, “why is my life so boring?’ he sighed, “i need some entertainment…”

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"i can help with that!" austin yelled, approaching light

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"who are you…?" light asked, "what are you…?’

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"im austin…" the kangaroo boy said with a sly wink

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light blushed “h-hi… Im light yagami…” why was his pulse so fast? he felt sick. what wascoming over him. he was normally so cool. but with austin…

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

nedloveschuck:

I nearly drooled all over my shirt. Srsly, watch this.

teenbussy:

lusidar:

that is obama

damn he thicc

teenbussy:

lusidar:

that is obama

damn he thicc